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Give 'Em Hell Kid - Chapter 9/?

  • Oct. 18th, 2008 at 8:43 PM
frerard
Title: Give 'Em Hell Kid - Sequel to My Way Home Is Through You!!
Rating: NC-17 overall.
P.O.V: Gerard's
Disclaimer: Not real. I have them locked up in my closet. Of course I do. Not!
Dedications: Rachael for writing this with me. Melody because she's my wifey.
Summary: Frank and Gerard are happily married, or, they were until Gerard turned up on the doorstep with a baby. Will they cope, or will their marriage suffer? This is the story of how they cope.
Author's Notes: Hey! Here's chapter 9. I hope you enjoy....the next chapter, things kind of go...down.
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Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8


Gerard's P.O.V
 
1 week later
 
  All black cats are the devil. That thing that I stupidly let into my house hates me. It hates Frank even more. It loves Liam to bits though. We still don't have a name for it, it's just 'cat' at the moment. Liam's just walked in with it draped over his shoulder, she seems to like sleeping there.
 
 "Can we call her Helena?"
 
 "Where did you get that name from Squirt?"
 
 "I heard Uncle Mikey say it and decided I liked it."
 
 "You can call her Helena if you want." Oh my God, that's so cute, yet kinda sad for me.
 
 "Who was she?"
 
 "She'd be your great grandma."
 
 "Where is she?"
 
 "A better place."
 
 "What does that mean?"
 
 "She passed away before you were born Squirt."
 
 "Oh." I wish my Grandma was here. She would've loved Liam. The way he came about, not so much. She never had a problem with me being gay, but cheating on my husband is another matter. She would've loved Frank too. She probably would've adopted him as a third grandson - which would've been weird for me but not the point.
 
 "Gerard?"
 
 "What do you want Frank?"
 
 "The cat won't let me in bedroom." Hang on, a minute ago the cat was here...oh.
 
 "What do you mean the cat won't let you in the bedroom? It's a kitten, move it."
 
 "Every time I try, it either runs away or retaliates. I have scratches all up my arm."
 
 "Get Liam to move it."
 
 "I don't know where Liam is." Jesus Christ do I have to do everything in this house?
 
 "Liam, go move your cat."
 
 "Why do I have to move it?" He whined.
 
 "Because you're the one who wanted a cat, and I'll stop feeding you if you don't."
 
 "Helena! Here kitty, kitty!" That kid is so easy to manipulate it's unbelievable. Just one mention of taking away his food or his guitar and he does what you asked. He's so like Frank, it's kinda scary.
 
2 hours later
 
 "Liam! Dinner's ready!"
 
 "Yay."
 
 "Feed Helena first."
 
 "I...don't know where she is."
 
 "She's a cat, she'll come running." At that precise moment, she came rocketing into the kitchen and started running from end to the other repeatedly. Okay, I did not mean that literally, so what the hell is she doing?
 
5 minutes later
 
 "Daddy! She's sneezing her milk everywhere."
 
 "You put down soya milk didn't you?"
 
 "Yes, why?"
 
 "Cat's can't drink that Liam!"
 
 "Why?"
 
 "Because it's not real milk! You're supposed to give her kitten milk from the pet store."
 
 "ARGH!"
 
 "Frank? What is it?"
 
 "She's ripping up the cushions!" I hadn't even realised she'd gone.
 
 "Liam, go sort her out so we can eat, 'cause if Frank does it, he'll be ripped to shreds."
 
10 minutes later
 
 "Liam, is it really necessary to have Helena on your shoulder while we eat?"
 
  Unexpectedly, Frank spoke up. "Yes."
 
 "Why are you saying yes?"
 
 "Because it means she's nowhere near me."
 
 "You wanted a cat too."
 
 "When I asked for a cat, I didn't realise that when we got one it would conspire to kill me." This is why I love him. He's so overdramatic. It has a certain charm.
 
 "Frank, the cat is not trying to kill you." It's jumped on my head, what the fuck?! "It's trying to kill me!"
 
1 week later
 
  My ankle still hurts where I tripped over that bloody cat! Even Spongebob isn't helping. Mainly 'cause Helena's giving me evils from Liam's shoulder. I can't even hug my son because the cat will try to kill me. Oh, now I really want a hug.
 
  Okay, what the hell? Frank has just come walking in singing along with the Spongebob theme tune. Why? The moment I thought that in my head, Liam said,
 
 "Why?" Like Father like son.

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[info]xx_mcr_hayz_xx wrote:
Oct. 19th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
haha wtf is with that cat?

this chapter made me laugh soo much, so ave the last few but i havent had time to post on htem, but hey they are awesome...
[info]vickslovesslash wrote:
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
Teehee. I'm glad you liked it =]
And the others.
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