(artdevil666@yahoo.com --Gerard
shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com --Frank)

From: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
To: artdevil666@yahoo.com
Date: 03/17/2008
Time: 11:37am
Subject: How R U?

Hey Gerard

Do ya miss me? (only joking)

Hows the gallery job going? My boss was pretty pleased with his investment in that painting. It went yesterday for $2.% million to some Russian guy with too much money.

Anyways, just thought I'd let you know and see how you are?

Talk to you later
Frank

  Not having drunk his iced venti decaf caramel macciato yet, Gerard was slightly confused but opened the message anyway.

From: artdevil666@yahoo.com
To: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
Date: 03/17/2008
Time: 11:41am
Subject: hello

What a coinkidink! I was going to email you when I got your email =)

$2.5 million. Wow, that's a lot. Never thought it'd go for that. It's not even that good!

I've been fine. How bout you? & of course I've missed you (not) lol.

Life at the art gallery is boring as ever. How's life at the bottom of the food chain at Sotherbey's?

Hope the weather's warmer down there at 5ft 4!
Catch you later
Gerard

  Two days later ('cause he's been busy) Frank opens his emails with interest.

From: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
To: artdevil666@yahoo.com
Date: 03/19/2008
Time: 11:34am
Subject: Shocked and apalled!

Hmph! I'm insulted. Just 'cos you're a fucking giant doesn't mean we all are!
See you later
Frankie

  Gerard is now panicking. The stupid twat took him seriously!

From: artdevil666@yahoo.com
To: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
Date: 03/20/2008
Time: 12:37pm
Subject: Don't be like that!

Don't be so 'small'-minded you idiot I was only kidding. You're short but you're cute. Just thought I'd let you know. Don't be mad.

Talk to you later
Gerard

From: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
To: artdevil666@yahoo.com
Date: 03/23/2008
Time: 11:57pm
Subject: Much forgiveness

I was kidding too you silly moo! (you'd never know I was gay would you? lol) Speaking of gay, I have a burning question. Are you Arthur or Martha?

Don't just giggle, you must reply!
Frank

Gerard considers wether to answer this subtly.

From: artdevil666@yahoo.com
To: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
Date: 03/24/2008
Time: 7:35am
Subject: Dumbass!

Martha of course! Guys are so much better than girls. Not only are they less confusing but you can borrow their clothes without seeming wierd!

Talk to you later
Gerard

  Gerard is surprised by the almost instant pop-up as Frank replys.

From: shortbutsweet755@hotmail.com
To: artdevil666@yahoo.com
Date: 03/24/2008
Time: 7:38am
Subject: Big ask!

I knew it! There were only subtle signs but, being gay my gaydar is quite acute. I know this sounds crazy; but what would you say if I wanted more?

Frank